When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When someone tells me you workout too much
When your coworker brings in donuts
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most