Watching someone warming up with your max
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When you’re on zero carbs and someone offers you a slice of pizza
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum