When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
The face you make when someone interrupts your set