When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Them you’re always at the gym, you must be so happy with your body me
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you keep checking the fridge for something good to eat but it’s still full of healthy shit
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When you almost died on your last set and your partner starts adding more weight
Intermittent fasters when someone says so basically you’re just skipping breakfast
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When your friend complains about not getting the results they want and you see them texting and talking
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today