Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Everyone else having seconds. me
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1