When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When they putting clips on the smith machine
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
The face you make when someone interrupts your set