When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone eats whatever they want looks great while i smell a cookie and gain 3 lbs
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Everyone else having seconds. me
How haters look when you keep getting better
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me