Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out