Pre workout just kicked in
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me