Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When there’s no one in the gym strong enough to spot you
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week