When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When it took 6 days to get over stiff legs and you realise today is squats
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights