When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow