When you’ve been dieting for a week but you’re still not skinny
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
Everyone else having seconds. me
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When a newbie’s preworkout kicks in
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me