When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When you get advice from the skinny guy
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When no one asks for my fitness advice
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning your life choices
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 10 minutes for