When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When they bragging about their pb on leg press but their knees hurt when they squat
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years