When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When someone asks me why i workout so much
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Watching someone warming up with your max
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When it’s bed time but you still have 2 meals to eat
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells