When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name
Everyone else having seconds. me
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out