Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
The guy at the protein company burring the scoop at the bottom
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
When you love working out but you’re tired of being sore
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When you drink your protein, do your cardio and workout 8 hours a day, but the first thing she asks is
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When you’re at the gym on friday night and all the equipment is yours
When your preworkout buzz has worn off
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me