The face you make when someone interrupts your set
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
Gym buddy that was one tough set, how about one more me
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When someone takes your bench at the gym
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When the hot girl in the gym asks you to spot her
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum