When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When you’ve bulk bought your protein but now it’s on sale
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym