Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When you start working out to lose weight but now you’re the heaviest you’ve been
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When you’re half way through a heavy squat session on a friday night and questioning if you’re doing the rig
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
Me, looking at bread
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name