When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When they putting clips on the smith machine
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
When you’re ill but you wanna hit the gym
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When you leave your bench to find more plates and you see someone unracking it
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
How haters look when you keep getting better
Everyone else having seconds. me
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When your gym buddy suggests skipping the gym today