When the gym staff know your name
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you finally get a bench, but last mfer left a pool of sweat
When you see a fat dude at the gym working his ass off
When someone tells you them squats are paying off
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
That moment you realise to get the body you want you must sacrifice the food you love most
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When you pull up to the gym and you can see every bench taken before you even walk in
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me