When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
When you’re back in the gym after 3 months and your warmup feels heavy
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you’re on a diet and the carbs are calling your name