When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
When the sarm goblins think i use gear and ask if i can get them some
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you see someone half repping their squats
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When you see high school kids recording tiktok videos at the gym
When your coworker brings in donuts
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week