When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When the muscle you were training is not sore the next day
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When someone tells you they enjoy burpees
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When all the junk food you ate over the weekend finally catches you up
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me