Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When you nearly die after squats and realise you’ve only just started your leg workout
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When your gym buddy suggests giving cross fit a go
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
When someone tells me you workout too much
When you took too much pre workout and now you getting scared
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me