When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’ve got doms and your gym buddy wants to squat
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
How haters look when you keep getting better
When you get advice from the skinny guy
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential