When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
When life gives you lemons but you wanted carbs
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When you realise your only two hobbies are going to the gym and taking naps
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Get’s to gym, remembers it’s legs day
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When you started lifting to get girls but instead your dm’s are filled with guys
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When no one asks for my fitness advice