When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Newbie i’m gonna try rich piana’s 2 hour arm workout. me
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When your gym partner gets injured and can only train legs for the next 6 weeks
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When you’re resting between sets and someone asks if you’re finished with the bench
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
When you go to refill your water bottle and see someone unracking your weights