When you get to the gym and it’s full of newbies
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
My face when someone asks me to skip the gym and do something else
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When the hot girl at the gym starts doing squats right next to you
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
When the tub says 2 scoops but you took 3
When you see a personal trainer that needs a personal trainer
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
The face you make when someone interrupts your set
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
Woke up excited for the gym, remembered it’s rest day
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum