When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you hear people say they don’t go to the gym cos they don’t wanna get bulky
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When your ex notices your gainz
When no one asks for my fitness advice
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Me after 7 days of ketosis and i’ve lost 1 lb
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack