When you hit your goal weight and still aren’t shredded
When you’re dieting and you see someone having seconds
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When your gym buddy turns up with lifting gloves
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
The face you make when someone asks if they can start working out with you
When you see someone half repping their squats
When someone walks in between you and the mirror during a set
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Forgot to post on facebook that i was going to the gym, now whole session is wasted
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs