When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When people who don’t lift tell you you’re getting too big
When a gym newbie offers training advice
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When you get advice from the skinny guy
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When you’re about gym life but nobody notices that you workout
When you see someone curling in the squat rack
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in