When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you’ve been on the treadmill for 20 minutes but it’s actually been 1
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
Gym mfer stockpiling the dumbbells. me
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When someone tries giving me advice on how to grow my calves
When you lose your count mid set
Doctor most of your medical issues could be solved with healthy diet and exercise. me
When someone asks for a scoop of your protein
When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
When they putting on lifting gloves for the leg press
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When your coworker brings in donuts
How it feels missing the gym for 1 week
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym