When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you’ve just remembered today is zero carbs
When your lifting partner suggests you start doing some cardio
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you loaded the wrong weight
When someone asks if you work out when you’ve almost hit your natty genetic potential
When you inhale a dessert then look at that label and it says 3 servings
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
Pre workout just kicked in
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you ask your personal trainer for some honest feedback and they’re too honest
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
When they putting clips on the smith machine
Non lifter a calorie is a calorie. me
When your preworkout buzz has worn off