When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
Gym employee your deadlifting grunts are disturbing others. me
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
When the all you can eat buffet owner starts staring at me after i tell him i’m bulking
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
Sometimes i wonder why my friends don’t even lift
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When someone tells you they wanna quit the gym after a week cos they not seeing any results
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When some says you’re so lucky not being fat
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza