When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Wife can you skip the gym today me
When you see someone doing pullups without wrist straps
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 1 minutes for
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
How it feels missing the gym for 1 week
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
That look you give someone when they tell you they gonna start doing crossfit
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When they gym is full of empty treadmills and they chose the one next to me
Battery dies in bluetooth headphones, forced to listen to gym playlist
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to take a phone call
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When life gives you lemons but you wanted cupcakes
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill