Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Mfer walking in between me and the mirror mid set. me
When someone says your gainz are down to genetics
When someone asks me why i workout so much
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Non lifter you workout too much. me
Me determined that this is the week my calves will start to grow. my calves
My face about to start my sixth serving of chicken broccoli
How people at the gym look waiting for a machine to be free
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna get too big
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
When someone accuses you of half repping squats
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the bench too long
When it’s leg day but you dont wanna
Me when someone tells me they don’t have time to workout but i wake at 5am to hit the gym
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me