When someone tells you they enjoy cardio
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day
When you’re struggling to finish the set and wondering if you picked up the wrong dumbbells
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
My face when someone asks me how many sets you got left
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When you’ve been cutting all day and you come home to lasagne
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
When you’ve booked your holiday but there’s no gym where you’re going
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Non lifter hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much. me
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me