When your gym buddy goes to another gym
When you’ve been cutting all week and it’s two for one at papa johns
When you hit a pr and nobody was watching
Took 3 scoops, no idea who or where i am
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else
When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
When someone tries talking to me in the gym
Non lifter you workout too much. me
When someone performs 10 reps with your max
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
When you’re warming up and someone asks if you want a spot
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When your coworker brings in donuts
When you hear someone say machines are superior to free weights