When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Non lifter you’re getting too big. me
Me who loves to workout. also me who’s tired of being sore
When you have to leave the gym early because you have the shits
That look when a newbie tries to correct your form
When someone takes the bench you’ve been waiting 1 minutes for
When life gives you lemons but you wanted whey
Me staring at the 40 year old construction worker in jeans benching 500 lbs
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
When the skinny guy makes me take off my headphones to give me unsolicited weight loss tips
When your coworker brings in donuts
Gym mfer walks in between me and the mirror during a set. me
When a non lifters tells you hitting the gym 4 times a week is too much
When you walk into the gym during dead hours and it’s packed
When it’s chest day but you remember it’s actually legs day