Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When a newbie tells me they gonna try rich paina’s 2 hour arm workout
When your coworker brings in donuts
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
When you’ve been dieting all day and someone offers you a slice of pizza
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
Gym buddy wanna skip legs and hit chest again me
When you see your gym buddy with a new training partner
When you can finally deadlift a monster lift but now gotta rerack more plates
When you’re back from the water fountain and someone’s taken your bench
When you see someone forget to rerack their dumbbells
My face when i’m warming up and someone asks if i want a spot
When you hit the gym at 6am to avoid the crowds and it’s packed out
When you hear someone say they don’t wanna build muscle, they wanna get toned
How haters look when you keep getting bigger
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs today
When you’ve ordered a salad at your favourite restaurant and the waiter tells you pizzas are 2 for 1 today
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed