When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When you hear that guy screaming on every rep
Watching a documentary about a serial killer he was a loner, had no lover, spent all his time at the gym. me
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When i see someone filming tiktok videos in the gym
When you’ve taken preworkout and find out gym is closed
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s been dieting all day
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
When you reach boiling point and decide they’ve been hogging the squat rack too long
When you’ve been lifting for 2 hours and your buddy wants to finish off with 5 mins of cardio
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
When they curling in the squat rack and pause to check their phone
When you’re a beast in the gym but can’t run more than 9 seconds on the treadmill
Me when someone tells me you’ve lost some size since i last saw you
When no one asks for my fitness advice
Me realising the gym session is over and it’s time to go back to real life