When people who don’t workout try to give you advice
Gets to 24 hour gym it’s closed
When you’re waiting for work to end and hit the gym but you hear your boss mention the word overtime
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you skip one workout and begin to doubt your entire life
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
When your friend asks you for fitness advice you know they won’t follow
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
When the gym employee says you’re deadlifting grunts are disturbing others
When a gym newbie offers diet advice
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
Pre workout just kicked in
When you hear someone say ‘i don’t train legs’
Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
Finished workout, forgot post workout drink
When you get to the gym and it’s closed
When you’re on a diet and people keep bringing junk food to work
Me protein fart, my bad. everyone else