Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
When i’ve managed to go the whole day without breaking my diet
When you see someone at the gym stockpiling the dumbbells
When you see some skinny guy showing off his abs
When you’re in the real world and you see someone from the gym
When you’re in ketosis and someone is eating pizza
The face you make when you realise you’ve maxed out every machine in the gym
The look i give people while on my meal plan
When your new gym buddy warms up with you max
Pre workout just kicked in
When you see a fat dude at the gym working his ass off
Everyone else it’s two for one at papa johns me after cutting all week
When someone takes your bench at the gym
Zero carbs expect the occasional tantrum
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When your gym buddy suggests skipping legs and hitting chest again
When there’s birthday cake at work but it’s low carb day