When your gym crush leaves just as you pull up
Me, looking at bread
99 of people when you try to explain the simplicity of losing weight from eating in a calorific deficit
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
Me in between sets, contemplating life
When you’ve calculated your marcos and someone asks to take a bite
You new gym partners reaction when they go through your workout
Lifting partner we should start doing some cardio. me
When you’ve been lifting for years and someone suggests you start working out
When you’ve mentally prepared for leg day and there’s a queue for the squat rack
When someone says they don’t squat cos leg press does the same thing
When your friend complains about not getting the results they want and you see them texting and talking in b
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When no one asks for my fitness advice
My sleep schedule watching me take two scoops at 1pm
Mfer you haven’t seen in a while hey you still workout me who hasn’t missed a day in years
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
Me trying to remember how many grams of protein i’ve had today