Staff at new gym welcome, have you ever trained before me
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
When someone else is getting blamed for the protein fart i just let out
The face your gym partner makes when you tell them how many sets they got left
When someone tells me there are better hobbies than working out
When someone is taking their sweet ass time to finish their last set
When someone suggests there’s life outside the gym
The feel when your preworkout kicks in
When someone tries to tell you creatine is a steroid
Newbie squatting to parallel is half repping. me
When someone tells you they don’t have time to workout
When everyone else is eating cookies and other delicious shit
When you see a fat dude at the gym working his ass off
Everyone else having seconds. me
When a non lifter tries to give you lifting advice
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
My face when my gym buddy turns up
Huge guy walks into gym for the first time. former biggest guy in the gym