When you look across the gym and your favourite machine is taken
Me bad sessions happen, you just have to brush them off me when i have a bad session
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
Me when a weight that was too much for me last month is now easy
Me excited to hit the gym after work but my boss mentions the word overtime
Friend fancy a slice of pizza me, who’s on zero carbs
Sometimes i wonder if my gym is thinking about me too
Gym mfer how many sets you got left me
Me when i’ve one more of set of squats to go but not sure if i’ve got it in me
When someone says they don’t train on fridays
When it’s low carb day and the carbs are calling your name
Gym mfer putting their plates back. me
When a non lifter tells you a calorie is a calorie
Me in between sets, contemplating life
Friend you can skip one workout, it won’t matter. me
My buddy you should start working out. me who’s been lifting for years
Friend you’re so lucky not being fat. me who trains 5 times per week
That face you make when you see someone working out in jeans