When someone tells me they forgot to eat today while i base my entire day around eating
When no one asks for my fitness advice
When you get advice from the skinny guy
Everyday waiting for my calves to grow
Non lifters i don’t have time to hit the gym. me getting up at 5am to hit the gym before work
When a gym newbie offers training advice
When you see someone deadlifting in silence
When you have a bunch of adult stuff to do but you just wanna go to the gym
When there’s birthday cake at work but you’re on a diet
When i’ve waited patiently for a free bench but someone jumps in
My face after a set of calf raises
My reaction when someone thinks it’s funny to slap my thighs after leg day
Non lifters i don’t workout cos i don’t wanna get bulky. me
Fitness influencers getting exposed for using fake weights. me
My face when i see a pic of myself before i started working out
My face outside any restaurant after i workout
That moment when your date says they don’t lift
When you see a hot girl in the gym loading up the 45’s